BEST CHARDONNAY / SAUV B TASTING
Frog's Leap ($$) is a beautiful winery with a fantastic take on Chardonnay aged in a steel barrel, with a bit more complexity than you're used to. A must.
BEST BURGER & FRIES (AND SHAKE)
Gott's ($), formerly known as Taylor's, makes a great burger. Make sure to order the sweet potato fries and the black and white shake. Located right near Oxbow Market just a quick walk from downtown Napa.
BUTTERIEST ENGLISH MUFFIN
Model Bakery ($) makes the best English muffins you've ever had. Order them Annie's way with butter and jam, or NYC-style with bacon, egg, and cheese. Also near Oxbow Market - they travel well!
BEST BAGEL
A stone's throw from Model Bakery, Oxbow Market is home to Loveski's Bagels, founded by Michelin Star Meadowwood Chef Christopher Kostow.
CASINO MOST LIKELY TO FUND TROY SHEN'S TRAVEL
Ace & Vine near downtown Napa offers a selection of casino games such as blackjack, poker, etc. We've never been (our wallets thank us), but would be excited to see someone challenge the Napa locals at this locale.
CRAFTIEST COCKTAILS
From smoking cinnamon sticks to smoldering rosemary shrub, ArBARetum is a destination for some fascinating cocktails made by outstanding cocktologists. Perfect for those who are wine'd out! 1149 Main St, Downtown Napa.
WINIEST BAR
Cadet. On-trend wine, beer, and cocktail bar where the beautiful people mingle and discuss ABV. A place to be seen. 930 Franklin St, Napa.
MOST VOCALLY DIVERSE MUSIC
Channel your inner Sabrina Carpenter with Napa locals on Friday nights at Trancas Steakhouse. 999 Trancas St, Napa.
BEST BIKE RIDE
Rent bikes or e-bikes in downtown Napa (or St. Helena for a shorter ride) and make your way up valley to Calistoga through Yountville, Oakville, and St. Helena on a dedicated bike path winding through vineyards. Stop at wineries, have lunch in Calistoga or Yountville, then head back. A great way to see Napa Valley.
MOST INNOVATIVE DRINK
Is the coronita at El Rancho Grande ($) a work of God or the devil? You be the judge! Whatever it is, it seems to defy physics, and you can dine on some excellent Mexican food as you enjoy a warm night in El Rancho Grande's backyard serenaded by the sound of an active karaoke contingent.
BEST MEAL
The French Laundry ($$$$$) was always held as the pinnacle of cuisine in the Hoskins household. We've never been (if you're looking for an off-registry gift...), but it was Anthony Bourdain's "best meal ever", and that's all we need to know to consider this worth the trip.
SPOOKIEST STROLL
The River-to-Ridge Trail is a moderate hike starting across from Napa Valley College, climbing to a quarry with beautiful valley views. The spooky factor comes from venturing past the old abandoned psychiatric hospital at the bottom of the hill.
MOST REFRESHING DIP ON A HOT DAY
Park at 1752 Yountville Cross Rd and take the trail about a third of a mile to the river. Get your trunks on and hop in - the water feels great on a hot Napa day.
BEST BBQ
The Bounty Hunter ($$) in downtown Napa makes some of the best barbeque around. Highly recommend the whole beer can chicken with coleslaw, paired with their sweetest BBQ sauce. Also try State Street BBQ if so inclined.
COFFEE SHOP MOST LIKELY TO RECEIVE A PASSING GRADE FROM SAM REYNOLDS
Moulin ($$) in downtown Napa makes a mean cortado for Callan and a matcha that can compete with Annie's.
NAPA BUSINESS MOST LIKELY TO SOMEDAY EMPLOY THE GROOM
Hog Island Oyster Co. ($$) in Oxbow Market; started by two marine biologists in Tomales Bay in the '80s, they've grown to nearly a hundred acres of active oyster leases. If you've been raised on East Coast oysters, this is your chance to sample the delicious little rocks the West Coast produces.
BEST MAPLE OLD-FASHIONED DONUT
Johnny Donuts ($) at Oxbow Market. Get the maple old fashioned, period. Annie has been a fan since their humble beginnings in Hayes Valley. (Extra credit: try Johnny's Donuts in Lafayette and let us know which Johnny is better.)
RESTAURANTS
So many - take your pick! Some favorites: Scala, A16, ZuZu's, Bistro Don Giovanni, Angele, Croquante (pizza), Charlie's (St. Helena), Charter Oak (Oakville), Farmstead (St. Helena), Bottega (Yountville), Ad Hoc (Yountville).